Morning Crankers: Comedy – News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

Morning Crankers: Comedy – News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

Morning Crankers is the PG-13 comedy podcast that turns today's headlines, pop culture moments, bizarre real-life stories, and viral internet craziness into laugh-out-loud entertainment. Hosted by…
Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY Crisis & Springfield’s Controversial Ordinance

Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY Crisis & Springfield’s Controversial Ordinance

February 20, 2025 25:06

In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops…

Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash Miracle & Springfield Traffic Blues!

Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash Miracle & Springfield Traffic Blues!

February 19, 2025 31:16

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song,…

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of Living in St. Louis & Gym Stereotypes | 2/18/2025

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of Living in St. Louis & Gym Stereotypes | 2/18/2025

February 18, 2025 37:20

Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus,…

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous Birthdays & Sports Showdown | Donut Review & Whale Poop?! | 2/17/2025

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous Birthdays & Sports Showdown | Donut Review & Whale Poop?! | 2/17/2025

February 17, 2025 39:17

Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at…

Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating Tips & Epic Pickup Line Fails

Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating Tips & Epic Pickup Line Fails

February 14, 2025 38:19

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of…

8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date & Worst Gifts Ever | Morning Crankers Podcast

8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date & Worst Gifts Ever | Morning Crankers Podcast

February 13, 2025 33:16

Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield,…

Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, & FBI’s 2400 Declassified Docs | Morning Crankers Podcast

Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, & FBI’s 2400 Declassified Docs | Morning Crankers Podcast

February 12, 2025 31:40

In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your…

Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, & Drew Carey’s Big 30!

Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, & Drew Carey’s Big 30!

February 11, 2025 29:03

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and…

Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest Myia Hanson & Super Bowl Talk! 🏈🤣

Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest Myia Hanson & Super Bowl Talk! 🏈🤣

February 8, 2025 23:21

Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable…

Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE, Springfield Sickness & Bigfoot Erotica

Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE, Springfield Sickness & Bigfoot Erotica

February 7, 2025 44:58

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally,…

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